May 2012
46 posts
I need to get laid.
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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
I do.
Anonymous asked: So you are or were in the Air Force?
Anonymous asked: I'll admit that a certain look is more likely to catch my eye (hello!), but I'm not going to not talk to someone because they don't fit some mold. Besides, you can't tell what a person is like just from the way they dress or wear their hair. What part of Texas are you from? I have family down there.
Anonymous asked: I like that answer. I find it off-putting when a person will only consider a certain look. They'll never know what they may be missing out on!
Anonymous asked: So I'm going to be one of THOSE people who don't have the guts to say that I find you incredibly attractive unless I'm anonymous.
Anonymous asked: I'm your new secret admirer, that's who I am ;-) Do you have a "type"?
To the anon that just messaged me:
for some reason, my computer is not letting me reply to messages. So just know that I’m not ignoring you, I’m trying to reply :)
And I’m flattered and you should just tell me who you are :P
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hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
April 2012
41 posts
the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
professorandy:
running-with-dark-horses:
solar-tsunami:
Mmm.
here’s hoping!